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The
2nd forum awards were once again organised by Jof.
Big Thanks to all that took part and for being a good sport...
Over to Jof...
Well, the voting was reasonably leisurely, but big thanks to everyone
who voted (except for the idiot with the fish obsession: you know
who you are...).
The
results are now in, so with no further ado, let's see who won:
just so that you can have as much of a laugh as I have reading
the nominations, this year I'm going to put them up in ful: be
aware, these are sorted alphabetically, so you can't infer anything
about how anyone voted...
Best Male Poster
The male poster whose posts you've enjoyed the most over the
last year
Nominees
Bjoernebye
Bjornebye
DogSolitude
Jof
Jof
Jof
Jof
jof
jof
jof
Loopz
Loopzorbital
LoudSound
Phillmanns
Philmanns
RussellK
Stimpee
stimpee
stimpee
Stylustrouble
tcb2000
Winner:jof
Honest, this isn't rigged! Two years running, must be doing
something right...
Best Female Poster
The female poster whose posts you've enjoyed the most over
the last year
Nominees
Custard
Custard
Custard
deridere
does not exist
Dolly Dagger
Dolly Dagger
Dolly Dagger
Dolly Dagger
Jof
little twin star
little twin star
little twin star
little twin star
little twin star
Little Twin Star
Little twin star
Orbyss
Orbyss
pass-they're all crap...
Pooka
Winner:
Little Twin Star
And again, Tam is a two-time winner, beating everyone else
comfortably. Whoever put me in there is obviously not paying attention
or insane, and the naughty person who says they're all crap, just
you go away and think about what you've done...
Best Individual Post
Your single favourite post from the last year
Nominees
Anything by Philmanns
Capsaicin79's "You've been Jof'ed/Born Slippy"
championship one
Glastonbury 2003
Hexaphim in the One really shouldn't laugh... thread
Jof
jof
Jof- Stolen students story
Philmanns - "Birmingham: I think it's shit"
philmanns - plaid (played/ plad)
sssss
Stylustrouble - "Why are the seats on London underground
too damn small?" for his fat ass
tcb2000 "The Big Brother thread"
The Plug-O-Meter
the pudding one
TheMorning's party post
TJ calling pooka's pussycat "lunchmeat"
Winner:Jof
and Philmanns
It's always tricky with these categories where there isn't
a clear winner: on the countback of names mentioned, jof &
Phil take it, making this the second year Phil has kept you all
entertained.
Worst Individual Post
The post you liked least over the last year
Nominees
'elvis was an alien'
A Personal message from me to you - Stimpee
Arsenel - hahahaha etc
Bjoernebye
LoopzOrbital - "Arsenel" (first posting)
Lots by Bjoernbye or Custard99
Mucus sounding like f***ing Richard f***ing Littlejohn. This forum's
going to hell in a hand-basket. You couldn't make it up.
orbital split message
Orbital split up
Orbital's split up thread
orbyss
regarding loopz forum cd - one where orbyss blatantly shit stirs
Stimpee "Blonde chick with a shaved pussy" tut tut tut
Stimpee- (this message was left blank)
the morning - festival in texas
Winner:Orbital
split up
It seems every year we have one controversial thread that causes
major ructions within the forums and usually ends up locked: this
year jackus_d's infamous "Orbital have split" post takes
the crown.
Best Thread
Your favourite thread from the last year
Nominees
"Do Not Post Please" by Loopz, it show cases what the
forums are all about
Championship
championship one
Custard- A night with a traffic cone, maybe 2
Darlington
Glastonbury 2003
Loopz Championship
Loopz forum CD discussion
Loopz in Norwegian pop shocker! (Hexaphim)
one of the most disturbing things you will ever see
orbital are splitting up
Orbital have split up
scavenger hunt
The Mullet is Dead
the pizza experiment - hexaphim
why do hot cross buns...
Winner:
Loopz IDM/Electronica Championship
A deserved win for the contest that kept traffic in Music Discussion
high for a whole month and proved highly enjoyable. Even if the
"should Orbital have been included" debate never really
got resolved...
Worst
Thread
The thread you liked least over the last year
Nominees
"It Has Begun" by Gecko
'Orbital are splitting up'
any thread that has deridere banging on about sex and her tits
anything by Bjoernebye
Anything by Bjornebye
Arsenel
Arsenel - hahahaha etc
burn the plug-o-meter down
jackus d's Orbital split up thread
JackusD- Orbital are splitting up
one of the most disturbing things you will ever see
orbital are splitting up
orbital split message
Orbital split up
tree of abundant fruit for U (Custard99)
various "ALL ARAB" threads
Vote Now - "Lurker" (not nice!)
Wait..... That's Viimo!!!!!!!!
Winner:
Orbital are splitting up
A crushing victory for jackus_d's "insider knowledge":
nobody likes bad news, especially when it's not true...
Most Consistently High-Quality Poster
The poster (male or female) whose posts you find of consistently
high quality
Nominees
Bjoernebye
Bjoernebye
dog solitude
Dolly Dagger
Jof
Jof
Jof
Jof
Jof
jof
jof
Kansler
Kansler
Kansler
loopz
loopz
Phillmanns
RussellK
SSSSS
Stimpee
stimpee (although he's a bit of a knobber)
Winner:jof
Bit embarrasing, this. Ho-hum, 2 years running again. However,
this year we do have more nominees, which can only be healthy.
Most Consisently Off-Topic Poster
The poster (male or female) whose posts you find have the least
to do with topic of the thread or forum
Nominees
Bjoernbye
Bjoernebye
Bjoernebye
Bjoernebye
Bjoernebye
Bjornebye
Bjornebye
Bjornebye
Custard
Custard
Custard
custard
custard
Custard!
Custard99
Custard99
custard99
dem23
Deridere
stimpee
The Queens Corgi
Winner:custard99
Bit of a two-horse race, and BJ only lost out by the one vote,
but Rosie retains her crown. Interestingly, Bjoernebye wasn't
even nominated for this category last year...
Most Consistently Funny Poster
The poster (male or female) who makes you laugh most
Nominees
dem23
Funky Dung
Funky Dung
FunkyDung
hexaphim
Jof
jof
jof
kagey
Loopz
Phillmanns
Philmanns
Philmanns
Philmanns
Philmanns
philmanns
philmanns
philmanns
Stimpee
Stimpee
Stylustrouble
Winner:
Philmanns
A total walkover for Phil, whose sardonic style always hits
the spot. He's just as funny in real life, fact-fans...
Most Argumentative Poster
The poster (male or female) who you find argues the most
Nominees
anType
Bjoernebye
Bjoernebye
Dog Solitude
Dog Solitude
dog solitude
DogSolitude
Dogsolitude
Dogsolitude
dogsolitude
Hex
Orbyss
Orbyss
Stimpee
stimpee
stimpee
Turnipfish
Turnipfish
turnipfish
turnipfish
Winner:
Dogsolitude
Fierce voting this year, with many of the same names featuring
as last year. But the Dog takes it all the way home for a second
time. Turnipfish got exactly the same number of votes as a year
ago.
Least Intelligible Poster
The poster (male or female) whose posts make the least sense
to you
Nominees
Antype
bjoernbye
bjoernebye
Bjoernebye
bjoernebye
Bjoernebye
Custard
Custard
custard
custard
custard
Custard99
Custard99
Custard99
Custard99
custard99
dem23
Dolly Dagger
kansler
Orbit Rain
the queens corgi
Winner:
Custard99
Reflecting less posting activity this year, kagey2 loses the
prize to Custard. Nice to see a newcomer in the form of Orbit
Rain, though.
Biggest Flirt
The poster (male or female) who you think flirts the most with
others in the forums
Nominees
Bjoernebye
Bjoernebye
Bjoernebye
bjoernebye
Deridere
Deridere
Deridere
Deridere
Deridere
deridere
deridere
deridere
Dolly Dagger
dolly dagger
Gecko
hexaphim
Little Twin Star
Littletwinstar
LoopzOrbital
rach
Winner:
Deridere
Another crushing victory, and from a relative newcomer too.
Biggest Ass-Kisser
The poster (male or female) who you think sucks up the most
Nominees
Antype
antype
Bjoernebye
Bjoernebye
Bjoernebye
Bjoernebye
Bjoernebye
Bjoernebye
bjoernebye
bjoernebye
bjoernebye
Bjoernebye
bjoernebye
deridere
Dog Solitude
dog solitude
dog solitude
DogSolitude
DogSolitude
Dogsolitude
Loopz himself
Winner:Bjoernebye
And the Dog has to relinquish what some might see as a bit
of a booby-prize, unable to withstand BJ's pucker-power.
Biggest Sense Of Humour Failure
The poster, post or thread you think demonstrates the biggest
sense of humour failure
Nominees
"ALL ARAB" thread
anType
antype
Bjoernebye
Bjoernebye
bjoernebye
bjoernebye
Capsaicin79
custard99
Dog Solitude
Dog Solitude
dog solitude
DogSolitude
DogSolitude
Dogsolitude
Dogsolitude
dogsolitude
Neolmas
Orbys
orbyss
Winner:Dogsolitude
Salvaging some pride with the retention of what was one of
the most hotly contested categories a year ago, Dogs walks all
over the funnies.
Biggest Waste Of Time
The poster, post or thread you most wish you'd done something
more interesting instead of reading
Nominees
"ALL ARAB" thread again
"You May Puke If You See This" by Bjoernbye
anType
antype
Bjoernebye
Bjoernebye
Bjoernebye
Bjoernebye
Bjoernebye- Custard's new representative
Bjornebye
capsaicin79
Deridere
deridere
Orbyss
orbyss
Stimpee
Stimpee
the morning- festival in texas
turnipfish
Wait..... That's Viimo!!!!!!!!
Winner:Bjoernebye
And BJ just sneaks another award, deposing Orbyss from the
throne. Must post more, Nat!
Biggest Pedant
The poster (male or female) who you think makes the most needless
corrections to other's posts
Nominees
Bjoernebye
Dog Solitude
Dog Solitude
Dog Solitude
dog solitude
dog solitude
dog solitude
dog solitude
Dog Solitude (but in a good way)
Hex
Jof
Jof
jof
jof
kansler
Loopz
Rach
Stimpee
Stimpee
Usernick
Winner:
Dogsolitude
Quite a lively little group, but Dogs walks away with yet another
award, making up for last year's bitter disappointment in the
field of pedantry.
Poorest Loser
The poster (male or female) who you think should just learn
to live with it when they're wrong. Please note: this is NOT Biggest
Loser!
Nominees
antype
Bjoernebye
Bjoernebye
bjoernebye
Bjoernebye
bjoernebye
dem23
Dog Solitude
Dog Solitude
Dog Solitude
Dog Solitude
dog solitude
dog solitude
Dogs Solitude
DogSolitude
Funky Dung
Jackus_d
orbyss
Winner:
Dogsolitude
It seems this award goes hand-in-hand with the pedantry prize,
Orbyss handing over another gong to the no-longer-mulleted one.
Best Signature
The best signature used by any poster
Nominees
Dem23
Dem23
Dog Solitude
Dog Solitude
Hex
hexaphim
Jof
Jof
Jof
jof
jof
jof
Loopzorbital
Mr Crankypants "all you do is push the right keys at the
right time and the instrument plays itself." -- J. S. Bach
philmanns
philmanns - basically all of them, especially the ctrl one (music
for c***s or something)
Philmanns - I touch cloth
Stimpee
the PLA
Winner:
Jof
Nowhere near as many nominees as last year, where we ended
up with a three-way split, but honourable mentions to the steady
war of media attrition practised by Manns vs [CTRL].
Worst Signature
The worst signature used by any poster
Nominees
anType
antype
Bjoernebye
Bjoernebye
bjoernebye
Bjoernebye
Capsaicin79
capsaicin79
Deridere
Deridere
deridere
deridere
DogSolitude
DogSolitude
dogsolitude
Hexaphim
Jof - I fart in your general direction
Orbyss the big old millipede
Winner:
Bjoernebye and deridere
Another dead heat, and BJ claims another prize. I'll leave
it to you two to sort out the access agreements.
Best Personal Picture
The best personal picture used by any poster
Nominees
BADGERB0Y73
Badgerboy73
bubblemania
capsaicin79
contact maker
contactmaker
contactmaker
Dem23
dolly dagger
Gecko's wonderful belly shot
Jof
Orbyss
Orbyss
Philmanns
Philmanns - Wankel rotary engine
Shrineboy
Turnipfish
Warren rc
Winner:contactmaker
Very, very close, but contactmaker just sneaks in ahead of
everyone else. First-time winner!
Worst Personal Picture
The worst personal picture used by any poster
Nominees
Anyone with a nice little 'Red X'
Bjoernebye
Bjoernebye
bjoernebye
bjoernebye
bjoernebye
Bjoernebye
custard
deridere
Dog Solitude
dolly dagger
Jof
Junosamurai - Moby
Stimpee
thePLA
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Winner:Bjoernebye
BJ cleans up again! He's just a one-man award-winning machine.
Most Improved Poster
The poster (male or female) who, over the last year, has best
listened to criticism and changed their behaviour accordingly,
or generally improved the quality of their posts
Nominees
Badgerboy73
Bjoernebye
Bjoernebye
Bjornebye
Capsaicin79
capsaicin79
custard
custard99
kansler
Mucus
Mucus
Orbyss
orbyss
sssss
Stimpee
Stimpee
tro
Winner: Bjoernebye
Blimey, BJ takes yet another award! Just goes to show, folks,
if you post a lot, you get the goodies.
Least Improved Poster
The poster (male or female) who, over the last year, has listened
least to criticism or generally degraded the quality of their
posts.
Nominees
angry little soldier
anType
Bjoernebye
Bjoernebye
bjoernebye
Bjoernebye
Bjoernebye
capsaicin79
capsaicin79
Custard
Custard
custard
Custard99
dogsolitude
Hex
Orbyss
Stimpee
stimpee
Vadertech
Winner:
Bjoernebye
Not so fast, laughing-boy! Looks like BJ splits opinion right
down the middle...
Forum Deathmatch Fighters
The two posters (both names please) who you think should go
one-on-one in a Fight Club style
Nominees
Bjoernebye n jof
Bjoernebye & LittleTwinStar
Bjoernebye and Loopzorbital
Bjoernebye Vs 50 angry b*stard hard rottweilers
Bjoernebye vs LoopzOrbital (giving poor Steve the chance to put
this bastard down for good)
dog solitude & hexaphim (still wanna see that happen!)
dog solitude & loopzorbital
dog solitude and orbyss
Dog Solitude versus LoopzOrbital
dogsolitude and hexaphim
DogSolitude/Orbyss
Funky Dung and Stylustrouble
Hexaphim & Funky Dung
Jof & Dog Solitude
Jof / Loopz
loopz, bjoernebye
Orbys & the rest of the forum
Stimpee and DogSolitude
Winner:
Bjoernebye vs LoopzOrbital
One way or another BJ's going to be a busy boy: best get in
training! I thought we were going to have a three-way tag-team
thing for a while there, but just one vote excused Dogsolitude
from the ring.
Forum Love-in Partners
The two posters who (both names please) who you think should
go one-on-one in a Last Tango in Paris style (butter optional)
Nominees
Bjoern and [ctrl]
Bjoernbye n loopsorbital
Bjoernebye & Jackus_D
Bjoernebye / Custard
Bjoernebye and Custard99
Bjoernebye and Dogsolitude
bjoernebye and dogsolitude
bjoernebye, custard
Custard and Bjoernebye
Dog Solitude & Deridere
Dog Solitude & Deridere
dog solitude & deridere
Dog Solitude & TCB2000
Dog Solitude and Orbyss
dog solitude and tcb2000
DogSolitude/Deridere
jof & deridere
Jof & Dog Solitude
Winner:
Dogsolitude vs deridere
Looked like it was going to be a bit of a [CTRL]/BJ/British_ho
orgy there for a while, but the Dog and deridere seem to need
to get a room...
So, to summarise:
Best
Male Poster jof
Best Female Poster Little Twin Star
Best Individual Post jof and Philmanns
Worst Individual Post Orbital split up
Best Thread Loopz IDM/Electronica Championship
Worst Thread Orbital are splitting up
Most Consistently High-Quality Poster jof
Most Consisently Off-Topic Poster custard99
Most Consistently Funny Poster Philmanns
Most Argumentative Poster Dogsolitude
Least Intelligible Poster Custard99
Biggest Flirt Deridere
Biggest Ass-Kisser Bjoernebye
Biggest Sense Of Humour Failure Dogsolitude
Biggest Waste Of Time Bjoernebye
Biggest Pedant Dogsolitude
Poorest Loser Dogsolitude
Best Signature jof
Worst Signature Bjoernebye and deridere
Best Personal Picture contactmaker
Worst Personal Picture Bjoernebye
Most Improved Poster Bjoernebye
Least Improved Poster Bjoernebye
Forum Deathmatch Fighters Bjoernebye vs
LoopzOrbital
Forum Love-in Partners Dogsolitude vs deridere
There you have it: big thanks to everyone who participated:
please do remember this is just a bit of fun, so don't take any
of it personally. I've done my best to keep the voting anonymous,
but if you feel the need to reveal your choice, that's up to you...
Until next year..
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